I Hate Everyone Distressed Dad Hat
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Express your true feelings with the "I Hate Everyone" dad hat. This distressed hat is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor (or disdain) towards the world. Wear it to make a statement or just to protect yourself from everyone.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
Size guide
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A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
One size |
19-22 |
5 |
2 ⅝ |
7 ¾ |
Shipping
Made to order by the artist. Printed in 3-5 days in a US facility, then ships: USA 3-5 business days, Canada 6-12 days, International 8-14 days. You'll get a tracking email. Different items may ship separately because each is made for you.
Returns
We print each piece only after you order to avoid waste, so we can't do free returns like fast fashion. Wrong size? Please email support@stonedagecartel.com within 14 days - we'll give you store credit or 50% off a replacement. Damaged or print error? Free replacement, always. Real human replies in 12 hours.
Artist Note
This design is by Tomie-O, an independent artist behind Stonedage Cartel. Vintage, edgy designs about social causes, historical flaws, cannabis, and psychedelic culture with dark humor. STAY BLESSED. STAY AWAKE. STAY STRANGE.

