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Explore your Dark Side
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DARK HUMOR

PROTECT THE WEIRD
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the beauty in the shadow

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Dracula-Vlad The Impaler Goth Horror Hoodie, Vampire Historic Vlad Tepes Horror Historic Unisex Hoodie Model
Dracula-Vlad The Impaler Goth Horror Hoodie, Vampire Historic Vlad Tepes Horror Historic Unisex Hoodie
'Dracula-Vlad The Impaler' Unisex Hoodie
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'I'm a Narcissist Bitch' Unisex Tee
$34.00 from $27.20
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Black Metal Unisex Shirt
'Black Metal' Unisex Tee
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We're All Mad Here Unisex Shirt
'We're All Mad Here' Unisex Tee
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A person wearing a black graphic t-shirt with a colorful 'Death Metal' band design featuring a skeleton riding a pink unicorn under a rainbow. The person has blue hair and visible arm tattoos, standing against a rustic wooden wall.
Death Metal Vintage Cute Unicorn Rocker T-shirt
Death Metal Grim Reaper Unicorn Vintage Unisex Tee
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A close-up of a person wearing a black graphic t-shirt with a creepy vintage-style illustration and the text 'THICK THIGHS' and 'AND CREEPY VIBE'.
Thick Thighs And Creepy Vibes Gothic Unisex T-shirt
Thick Thighs And Creepy Vibes Vintage Goth Unisex Tee
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I'm losing my mind-Critical media exposure retro unisex tee
I'm loosing my mind - Vintage Retro Unisex Tee
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Fuck Love Goth Dark Devil Woman Skull Vintage Black Shirt
Fuck Love - Vintage Goth Unisex Tee
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A close-up of a person wearing a black graphic t-shirt featuring a colorful psychedelic mushroom design with the text 'TRIPPIAN BALLS' and 'stoneage cartel' printed below.
Trippin' Balls Psychedelic Black Unisex T-shirt, Trippy Vintage Colorful Unisex Shirt
Trippin' Balls Psychedelic Vintage Trippy Unisex Tee
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Good Times High Vibes Unisex Shirt, Vintage Pin Up Girl Smoking Weed Sea Side Funny Unisex T-shirt.
Good Times High Vibes Unisex Shirt, Vintage Pin Up Girl Smoking Weed Sea Side Funny Unisex T-shirt Model
'Good Times High Vibes' Unisex Tee
$34.00 from $27.20
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Embrace Your Demons Stonedage Cartel
Embrace Your Demons Dark Goth Unisex T-shirt
Embrace Your Demons - Gothic Stonedage Cartel Unisex T-shirt
$30.00 from $24.00
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Vampira - In Your Eyes Burn Defying Goth Vintage Unisex Tee Sexy Model
Vampira - In Your Eyes Burn Defying Goth Vintage Unisex Tee
Vampira Goth Unisex Tee
$34.00 from $27.20
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'Plague Doctor Stonedage Cartel' Unisex Shirt
'Plague Doctor Stonedage Cartel' Unisex Shirt Goth Woman Model
'Plague Doctor Stonedage Cartel' Unisex Shirt
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Black t-shirt with 'Stonedage Cartel' Bad Religion graphic design on a dark brick wall background
A person taking a mirror selfie wearing a black t-shirt with a large graphic print. The graphic features a gothic-style illustration of a woman in a nun's habit with the text 'Stonedage Cartel' and 'Bad Religion' in a red, yellow, and black design.
Bad Religion Stonedage Cartel Goth Nun Unisex Tee
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A person wearing a black graphic T-shirt with a large yellow and gold illustration and the text 'Demon Doll' on the front, standing against a dark brick wall.
Demon Doll Unisex T-shirt
Demon Doll - Vintage Goth Graphic Tee
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Stonedage Cartel Philosophy

The Great Sleep is Over

To be Stonedage is not about a substance; it is about a state of consciousness.

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PICK YOUR POISON

Goth Woman Vintage Black T-shirt
THE UNDERWORLD
THE REBELS
THE REBELS
Death Metal Vintage Cute Unicorn Rocker T-shirt Punk Girl
DARK SATIRE
THE TRIP
THE TRIP
THE ARCHIVE
THE ARCHIVE
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Dracula-Vlad The Impaler Goth Horror Hoodie, Vampire Historic Vlad Tepes Horror Historic Unisex Hoodie Model
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Death Metal Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
Sticker with black cat, skull, and 'Black Metal' text on a textured background
Laptop with a colorful 'RAW' sticker on the palm rest area
Black Metal Kiss-Cut Sticker — Occult Cat, Pentagram & Lightning Laptop Decal
$4.99
Black metal themed button badge with a cat design on a gray background.
Black metal themed button on a denim jacket
Black Metal Band Button Pin — Demonic Cat Pentagram Design
$6.73
Black mug with 'Black Metal' design featuring a cat and skulls on a gray background.
Black mug with a 'Black Metal' design featuring a cat, surrounded by decorative items on a table.
Black Mug — Black Metal Cat Graphic Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
$18.99
Black grip tape with 'Black Metal' design on a textured black background
Black socks with colorful designs on a textured background
Black Metal Band Sublimation Socks — Retro Demon Skull Logo Crew Socks
$16.99
Black cap with a colorful patch featuring a cat and 'Rock Metal' text on a gray background.
Black cap with a patch featuring 'Black Metal' text and graphic design on a gray background with text.
Vintage Devil Cat Dad Hat with Leather Patch – Retro Rocker Cap
$25.99
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I Hate Everyone Distressed Dad Hat
I Hate Everyone Distressed Dad Hat
$36.00 $24.48
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Ghoul Tote Bag
Ghoul Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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The Rolling Stoned Tote Bag
The Rolling Stoned Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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I Hate Everyone Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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Black Metal Tote Bag
Black Metal Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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Killing You in My Mind Tote Bag
Killing You in My Mind Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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Plague Doctor Tote Bag
Plague Doctor Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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Wicked But Cute Tote Bag
Wicked But Cute Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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Love You Fuck You Tote Bag
Love You Fuck You Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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Wednesday Adams Tote Bag aop
Wednesday Adams Tote Bag (AOP)
$32.00 $27.20
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Pussy Power Tote Bag
Pussy Power Tote Bag
$28.00 $23.80
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not for the mainstream

STAY BLESSED. STAY AWAKE. STAY STRANGE.

We look out for our own. Once you’re in the Cartel, you never walk alone.

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THE STONEDAGE CARTEL MANIFESTO: THE AWAKENING
THE STONEDAGE CARTEL MANIFESTO: THE AWAKENING
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